A piece of crap from start to finish, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen offended movie critics, Christians, and almost anyone else with a brain in their head. Mostly this was due to nausea-inducing fight scenes, blatant racism, and sophomoric humor of the worst kind. At least one person found something else to dislike, however, as they complained of “way too much sexuality.” Did Bumblebee pull off a donkey punch or Chewbacca while I was taking a bathroom break? Besides lots of clothed hotties and two dogs humping, I don’t remember a lot of sexual material. Then again, I was put into a semi-catatonic state by a combination of Megan Fox’s ass and those two Autobot rejects from a John Singleton film, so perhaps I wasn’t as attentive as usual. [READ FULL REVIEW HERE]
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Site Name: Dark of the Matinee
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Site Name: Korova Theatre
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