Today's Choice Chop comes from Cold Fusion Video Reviews. Nathan over there, took the time to a review a film from 2007 called The Stitcher; a film I've never heard of. It turns out that there's good reason I hadn't heard, or seen this flick, and Nate has a good time ripping it to shreds (isn't it more fun writing about shitty movies, than it is about the really good ones?). Here's an exerpt:I was just going to write this off as a lackluster, pointless exercise in aping the dubious charms of the slasher flicks of a generation past… until, with ten minutes to go, the movie introduced what may be the worst climactic plot twist in the history of cinema. This is worse than the stuff M. Night Shyamalan scrawls idly on a napkin before tossing it aside. It seemed more like something from a Monty Python sketch than a plot point one would include without irony, but I could detect no humorous intent behind it.
Cheers to Nate for helping me add another movie to the list of stuff I should avoid like Michael Bay movies. Read the whole thing here.
The rest of the Chops!
Site Name: Journalistic Skepticism
Post Title/Link: best of the decade: the family band
Submitted By: Journalistic Skepticism
Site Name: Bargain Bin Reviews
Post Title/Link: Adventures in Leaving the House: Bang Bang Edition (Featuring a World Exclusive Review)
Submitted By: Bargain Bin Reviews
Site Name: M. Carter at the Movies
Post Title/Link: Review: The Man Who Wasn't There
Submitted By: Fandango Groovers
Site Name: The Lightning Bug's Lair
Post Title/Link: Review: You Are What It Eats
Submitted By: The Lightning Bug's Lair
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