Hello and welcome to T3 (Trailer Talk Thursday)! I am Travis McCollum of the Movie Encyclopedia here to bring you the latest trailers to hit the silver screen.
As we all know, critics and viewers alike consider the Step Up series to be the greatest series in all time. Lord of the Rings is just a bunch of hairy midgets trying to race towards a mountain while a glowing Herbert the Pervert and some effeminate men follow them around. Star Wars? Bah..that's WAY too old and cheesy for anyone to appreciate. THAT fad died years ago. Yeah those are the only two I can think of in terms of series of films. Any other series must not be that important. Not as important as Step Up that is. If only You Got Served had a sequel...
And as we all know the SECOND Step Up was THE greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time. I had to give that film a standing ovation between my tears of joy watching it. The way they moved was brilliant and Robert Hoffman is the greatest actor of all time. I don't know why people think films like Seven Samurai and Citizen Kane are the best because do they have dance numbers?
...well...it doesn't have BREAK DANCING! And Samurai's as we all know are a bunch of wimps. Plus these films aren't even in color! That means they were too poor to put it in color.
"Well what about modern films like Amelie', Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, Shaun of the Dead, The Prestige and Fight Club? Those are great films nowadays!"
Haha oh funny stupid person. I hated all those movies! I even gave them better titles:
- Amelie="Boring French Film"
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind= Eternal Sunshine of the Plotless Mind
- Rushmore= Rushing out of the Theater
- Shaun of the Dead= British Rip-Off of the Dead
- The Prestige= The Bright but Dull
- Fight Club= Fight Dud
All those PALE in comparison to the Step Up series. Even a fellow LAMB almost got into the second movie. He was only beaten because his moves were too awesome
You see? It's like watching Swan Lake or The Nutcracker.
Anyway the reason for this Trailer Talk Thursday is they just released the trailer for the third and probably the best Step Up film of all...Step Up 3D. That's right! They are taking the greatest invention since medical marijuana and putting it to the greatest film series of all time. So without further ado, watch in awe of this amazing trailer
Brilliant huh? I cried...
WAIT WAIT WAIT...I can't do this anymore. This isn't real is it? This can't be! Why is it in 3D?! WHY THE HELL DOES IT NEED TO BE IN 3D?! Alright let me check IMDB...
*walks away*
AHHH it IS real!!! What are these people thinking?! Step Up is one of the worse series ever and I'd rather get a staple gun to the temple than watch those films again. Horrible acting, decent dancing, no plot and boring to boot!! And now they are making a third one? IN 3D!!!!!????? AHHHHH....*Jumps out window*
This has been Trailer Talk Thursday...April Fools Day!! =)
Leave a comment and tell me what YOU think of this film...because I physically can't.
